Ok..so I went out with this guy that I've known for some time.
(STRIKE 1) He didn't have a car so I went to pick him up at his house and then we went back to my place. On the way we stopped and he got a tall mid-size bottle of Grey Goose n Cranberry. So he pours me one drink, and I kid u not this dude drank the rest of the bottle by hisself..I was like damn..maybe I wanted more.
(STRIKE 2) So he got REAL drunk from it and then decides he wants to 'smoke'..so I chilled and let him do his thing..well i guess the liquor and the smoking got to him and he wanted to use my bathroom. Dude as in there for like 30minutes..i'm like WTF are you ok. So he comes out like everything is fine and tries to push up on me..but i wasn't feeling his drunk ass.
(STRIKE 3 )
So I went in the bathroom and this dude SHIT ALL OVER MY TOILET..I MEAN..SHIT WAS NASTY..LEFT STREAK MARKS ALL AROUND THE BOWL..I WAS DISGUSTED..LIKE DAMN..U SHOULD HAVE DID THAT BEFORE U LEFT OR AT LEAST FLUSHED TWICE. NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS NOT LETTING HIS SHITTY ASS SLEEP OVER AND ITOOK HIM HOME.. HE APOLOGIZED A FEW DAYS LATER SAYING HE DIDN'T MEAN TO GET THAT DRUNK..AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME HE HEARD FROM ME..

) UGH ..3 STRIKES AND HE WAS OUT FOR SURE!