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Things to do when you’re in a bad mood.

Sunday, June 28th 2009, 5:28 PM 270 1

Free your spider and snake collection at city hall.
Grab someone's nose and don't let go.
Threaten bunnies.
Tailgate.
Short-sheet the bed.
Drive at 25 mph on the freeway.
Snore loudly.
Bite people.
Take the last cookie.
Jam the pay toilet door.
Put gummy stuff inside books.
Plant ragweed in your front yard.
Fake a serious illness.
Unscrew the salt shaker lid.
Spray paint someone's mailbox.
Drop bugs on passersby.
Walk on the dinner table.
Step on some feet.
Flip off a police officer.
Pour honey in someone's hair...When they are visiting an ant farm.
Tickle people with a branch of poison ivy.
Soap windows.
Pour honey in the mailbox.
Don't water the plants.
Rake the leaves into your neighbor's yard into a big pile, then leave it there.
Let your shirttail hang out.
Put your sneakers in the refrigerator.
Breed rats.
Ignore everybody.
Go to the grocery and squish the fruits.
Dropkick a poodle.
Pull wings off flies.
Don't clean up after making your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Turn on the sprinkler at a lawn party.
Clog the sink.
Ruin the punch line.
Be obnoxious.
Spread vicious rumors.
Enroll your friends in record clubs.
Don't use deodorant on a day like today.
Use all the hot water.
Call somebody up at 3am.
Don't wipe your feet.
Stick your hand in the dip.
Talk gibberish during serious conversation.
Shout in the library.
Forget your mother's birthday.
Toss babies. Burp.
Stare at somebody.
Break something.
Snore in a church.
Paint your house hot pink with purple trim.
Stomp through the flower bed.
Carry a pork chop in your pocket for three weeks.
Sing at the dinner table.
Poke people.
Don't leave a tip.
Scream in the dentist's office.
Put ink in the White-Out bottle.
Stand in front of the TV.
Sneak up on people.
Put fish in the swimming pool.
Stray into other people's snapshots.
Reveal the ending.
Leave a cow on your neighbor's porch.
Litter.
Point at people.
Put stones in all the shoes.
Squirt water through your teeth.
Never remember anyone's name.
Clip your toenails in public.
Throw water bombs.
Hoard overdue library books.
Wake someone up violently.
Eat someone else's lunch.
Take up two parking places.
Press all the buttons in the elevator.
Say "I can do that better than you,” to a stranger.
Leave a ring in the bathtub.
Constantly interrupt.
Use all the toilet paper.
Go wild with shaving cream.
Saw the leg off a chair.
Write insincere love letters.
Snitch.
Throw a tomato.
Eat sloppily.
Throw your chewing gum on the floor.

There’s a little fun for your day.
(Writer is not responsible for anyone getting arrested.)

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shootme	Text: Monday, November 16th 2009, 5:57 PM Ahha, thats great.

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